weigh me not

heartsActually i did weigh myself and the grand total is 4lb down, yeah!

Now there are two diet the absolute diet or the maybe diet.

The Absolute diet guarantees you will lose weight and its so easy to follow. Here are the steps:

1 weigh yourself

2 decide how much you want to lose

3 don’t eat anything for 6 months

4 weigh yourself to see if you have lost the weight you wanted to lose

5 if not continue with the diet as above until you do

or

The Maybe diet

1 weigh yourself

2 decide how much weight you would like to lose

3 cut out processed foods

4 cut out sugar

5 weigh yourself once a week and give yourself a pat on the back for every week going

6 maybe in time you will lose the weight you would like to but like all good things it takes time and effort

 

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About beverley

As I look back over the last 2 years i cannot believe how much my life has changed. From feeling like my world was crumbling around me i have walked my path until i have found acceptance and peace. Living life on your own is hard, but living life always wanting more is harder still. This blog is about life and living and dreaming a little. My last 'About Me' i said i wasn't pretty and no i am not, i am beautiful. Welcome to my blog i hope you find what you are looking for.
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8 Responses to weigh me not

  1. beverley says:

    Thank you – i am more than happy :)

  2. Er, it’s just me but I think there might be a teeny tiny little problem somewhere between Step 3 and Step 4 on the Absolute diet…..

  3. And also Congratulations!! on the 4 lb loss (sprays of confetti and giltter and stuff…don’t worry, you don’t have to sweep it up, it all vanishes just before it hits the floor) :D

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